December 17, 2020

Horror Holiday Hostess & Hibachi Hybrids


No but really, let's move onto the really good shit, shall we?  I have this dream of being the next best Elvira...but more like her kid sister because I could never take the place of the most lovely Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.  I just want her old job when she use to host late night film features on television.  So enter "Memphis."  

I also have this homework assignment I am suppose to do for my Comedy Master Class, and that is from Lesson #5: "Try to recall moments in your life that felt like they could have been in a movie. If they don’t feel inherently cinematic, think about other “ingredients” that you could add to these situations to make them even funnier or more amusing."  Well, I like to do this with news headlines, adding other "ingredients" to make them seem more funny and amusing, and I like to post them on Twitter.  

Here are a few samples:

So beware of those extra eggnog "ingredients" added to spice your drink.  I promise to wait until the third date so we really get to know each other a little better.  It's Christmas and I believe in the Spirit of Giving.