Ode to Drinking Beer Through the Ages...
Drinking beer in your 20's,
you beer-pong-it a plenty.
Drinking beer in your 30's,
you turn into a dirty birdie.
Drinking beer in your 40's,
may turn you a little corny.
Drinking beer in your 50's,
you'll wander like a gypsy.
Drinking beer in your 60's,
can be a little tricky.
Drinking beer in your 70's,
watch out for longevity.
Drinking beer in your 80's,
have fun with the ladies.
Drinking beer in your 90's,
you reached the almighty.
Drinking beer in your 100's,
it's official, you're a drunkard!
