The Acorn Armegeddon
Anybody paying attention to the news? I mean, what else is there to do? I like to stay on top of all the current events. But then we have this most festive holiday season, SO FULL OF CHEER! And then I got to thinking of the traditional holiday classics like, "A Christmas Carol," "A Charlie Brown Christmas," "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," and of course, "The Nutcracker." The Nutcracker was really ringing my bell about being the President. Think about it, if that fantasy dream-like story was carefully crafted and molded to represent the realistic political turmoil of today, I think it would go something like this: If the #Nutcracker was President the 7-headed Mouse King would protest so no one would see the squirrels hijacking all the Christmas acorns. So beware of those squirrels hijacking your acorns this #Christmas. Just sayin....
I call that brilliant piece of work mental pooping. Want to know why? Because I know a lot of shit now. True story. I really didn't know a whole lot when I was younger, believing that my mom was the Bride of Dracula that one year when I was just 5 years old. But when Memphis came out I knew that she was definitely the byproduct of that relationship.
This narrative is all her fault.