December 15, 2020

The Acorn Armegeddon


Anybody paying attention to the news?  I mean, what else is there to do?  I like to stay on top of all the current events.  But then we have this most festive holiday season, SO FULL OF CHEER!  And then I got to thinking of the traditional holiday classics like, "A Christmas Carol," "A Charlie Brown Christmas," "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," and of course, "The Nutcracker."  The Nutcracker was really ringing my bell about being the President.  Think about it, if that fantasy dream-like story was carefully crafted and molded to represent the realistic political turmoil of today, I think it would go something like this: If the #Nutcracker was President the 7-headed Mouse King would protest so no one would see the squirrels hijacking all the Christmas acorns. So beware of those squirrels hijacking your acorns this #Christmas. Just sayin....

I call that brilliant piece of work mental pooping.  Want to know why?  Because I know a lot of shit now.  True story.  I really didn't know a whole lot when I was younger, believing that my mom was the Bride of Dracula that one year when I was just 5 years old.  But when Memphis came out I knew that she was definitely the byproduct of that relationship.  

This narrative is all her fault.