June 29, 2022

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September 3, 2021

January 9, 2021

Great Shit at the US Capitol!


Go figure there would be a great flash sale at the US Capitol and nobody advertised for it.  I am actually very jealous at all the cool shit so many people procured, taking pictures and televising it all over the news.  Well what about all of us Garage Sale Shoppers on the West Coast?  It's totally UNFAIR!  I want shoppers equal rights!  At least have those items available on Amazon for Christ's sake.  

And darn those models for making the shit look so good.  What if I want the "Nancy Pelosi" home office?  I want to feel like a President too!  If I didn't know any better I'd say American Interior Designers have got a new trend coming soon to a home office near you.


January 2, 2021

Knock, Knock...


Knock, Knock.

Who's there?


Shit who?

It's shit from your Aunt Memphis!

January 1, 2021

Advice for 2021


Every family has one, a kooky Aunt that has an interesting way of explaining life with their own philosophies and a twisted sense of humor.  

So listen here, kids, as we gather together in a family circle and look towards the future.  Your dear Aunt Memphis advises, "Just shit moving forward."