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December 14, 2020

The (Not-Really) Narrative Nativity Story...

Let me make one thing clear: my Mother diagnosed be with having a bi-polar disorder back in 2001. And a mother is always right, never argue with your mother. With that being said I thought I would make her proud by working for a church, y'know, to work my light side more. However, when I decided to take a Master Class in Comedy my dark side started coming out ESPECIALLY when one of the comedy homework assignments was to "make lists" of certain things like: everything that makes me mad, and everything that I think is wrong with myself, or everything I think is wrong with the world, and things I wish I could change about my personality. Now don't get me wrong, I think it's a good start. But, when you plug in a vampire-witch alter ego from Mexico named Memphis, trying to write a list, she created this ultra-cleverly type of topic to actually write a list for:

The top 5 reasons why my church should NOT fire me for leading this double life if they find out about it...

Reason #1 - I am the next best Jesus Christ Superstar in my attention-getting costume, especially since Christmas is coming up! I mean, why not?
Reason #2 - I can prevent any spells from being casted on our Church's parishioners, like the next best guard dog. Therefore I am the savior of my church.
Reason #3 - Have you seen the movie, "Twilight?" Well I have that same magnetic personality which would bring more people into our church. I do have attention getting skills.
Reason #4 - Speaking of guard dogs, I can fight evil with my evil considering I am actually a rebel of the dark side, coming into the light. I came from the dark side, I know the dark side, therefore I can fight the dark side with my dark side.
Reason #5 - I can conjure up the dead and find out where in the f*k is the Garden of Eden, as well as many other Bible mysteries yet to be solved. They can point us in the right direction with the help of my magical powers. Memphis solves the bible puzzles! So you see, it pays to have a vampire-witch in your corner (wink-wink).

December 12, 2020

Cock-A-Hoop & Comedy Soup

"Cock-a-hoop" is a real word, that is not a joke. Cock-a-hoop (käkəˈho͞op) is an adjective that is defined as, "extremely and obviously pleased, especially about a triumph or success." For example which has been copy and pasted directly from Google is, "the team is cock-a-hoop at winning its first game of the season." That is exactly how I feel when it comes to learning about Comedy through the Masterclass.com series and under the direction of Judd Apatow (https://www.masterclass.com/classes/judd-apatow-teaches-comedy). Like drinking chicken soup, I feel good about taking this online class which has definitely opened my eyes about the world of comedy.

A couple of years ago I dabbled in humor and created snarky material. But I was never really serious about comedy. Then I picked it back up with these "stay-at-home" orders and felt a rekindled passion with wanting to entertain through humor. Now I am transforming this site which will include my comedy homework assignments by Judd's Comedy Master Class and I will be testing my new bi-polar, alter-ego material as it unfolds. I don't know which ego will come out yet, but the one called Memphis has the country accent since she is from somewhere down south like Mexico.

So you may want to follow me on Twitter, I post all my stuff on Twitter first...

it's quick and easy (wink-wink) Did I mention my mom wants grandchildren?

December 9, 2020

The Thundersnow Mystery Solver

Does anybody follow Twitter? Don’t lie, you know you do, especially for the headlines, so true, so honest, so tantalizing to re-tweet with your two-cents, of course. I love following those trends, to see who is paying attention to what, like what everyone is thinking on Tuesday, what wonderful wisdom is coming on Wednesday (who needs school?), followed by more thoughts on Thursday, or maybe it’s a throwback?

Then Friday comes along and of course, there’s (hashtag) FridayThoughts (all one word in case you didn’t know). Then I saw this news headline article posted and it read exactly like this, “What is thundersnow?”

And I’m like, is this for real? Do people seriously want to know the answer because amazingly one just popped into my head as soon as I saw the question!

So for all of my 1K followers I decided to retweet the article link and plug in my answer. Are you ready to hear it? And I quote, "This is what happens when the fat man in the red suit is unable to take a break while having to beat UPS and Amazon at delivering toys to the entire planet in 24 hours! No time to pull over…(serious smiley face). Then an arrow pointing to the question, “What is thundersnow?” There, I just solved the riddle. Merry Christmas!